quif

quif
1. (quif) (653↑, 169↓)

cunt fart

2. (quif) (375↑, 152↓)
See pussy fart.
3. (quif) (381↑, 168↓)
Air built up inside a woman's danger zone, that bursts out when movement occurs. This is prominately found when a man "hits is from the back," or "doggystyle." Then the woman moves to another position.

A quif usually happens while women are thinking of what's going to happen on the next friends, did I turn the oven off, and wondering when this is going to end.

4. (quif) (204↑, 122↓)
when a air pocket is created in a womens flower\! and a fart noise is produced. often a very awkward moment\!

jake was fingering me and he spread his fingers and made me quif. it was crazy weird\!

5. (quif) (159↑, 121↓)
also known as a pussy fart. a quif is were air gets into a pussy because of a jack hammer of a man pounding it. when he goes in and out fast air tends to sneak in and build up in a pocket. quifs dont usually acure unless they change positions. and when chicks do quif guys get turned of fast like seeing a hairy ass pussy. but its natural but still distasteful when your eating out a chick.

Guy: did u feel that earthquake? Slut: nah i quif when im happy. he was horible to bad i didnt quif to turn him off as i went to change postions the worst of all worst things happened i quifed. wow that quif semlt hella bad

6. (quif) (51↑, 32↓)
A wave of air blowing out a womans glory hole. other wisee known as a vaginal belch, pussy fart, or cunt weef.

Woah\! did you see hear sarah's awesome quif\!?\!

Author: chinoface812 http://quif.urbanup.com/2859426
7. (quif) (30↑, 113↓)
when air is expelled from a womans fanny

oh u bitch u quifed

Author: bette midler http://quif.urbanup.com/270457
8. (quif) (23↑, 105↓)
In my Montreal-based understanding of it, a \{quif\} is actually a \{taub\}. At least that how it was defined in N.D.G. (Notre Dame de Grace or No Damned Good), depending if you lived there or not.

"You stupid quif". "You are such a quif"

9. (quif) (34↑, 117↓)
to complain incessently

Bob: I don't wanna go Tod: Quit your quifing shitface

Author: zetsumei naisho http://quif.urbanup.com/1108685
10. (quif) (7↑, 89↓)
taub

you smell like lindas queeif

11. (quif) (42↑, 125↓)
a ginormous delicious muffin

chelsea buttered a blueberry quif and ate it for breakfast

Author: quifilicious http://quif.urbanup.com/1296189
Related: fart, pussy fart, pussy, queef, vagina, cunt, quiff, cunt fart, flatulence, kweef, sex, fag, faggot, gas, hair, toot
Last updated: 2012.03.01

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